Loki (via Samantha Heuermann)
Mon dieu look at dat wine.
Finland stahp!
Guise, aren’t tomatoes liek the best thing evur?
Fahk off Spain!
‘sup, guuurl! Look at mah pants!
Bruder, nein!
Aw gawd Gurmany ur bro is stoopit!
I have no idea wats going on.
Aw maan.
Ooh, Angleterre is ma creepy alien face scaring you?
Fahk u France I have a Flying Mint Bunneh!
I will kill you all in your sleep C:
So I’m supposed to make a video featuring me and whatnot.
Personal portfolio I guess its called.
And I’m just trying to figure out something of value that I could put together and I am finding nothing so far
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
people who are already out of school
Punishment for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.
Me: Can we re-adopt the Roman method?
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares





























