1. aobasluttygaki:

    mink-sexual:

    Aoba Seragaki didn’t go to college and he turned out just fine. 

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     HE HAS THE IQ OF A WET PAPER TOWEL.

    (via youre-5-foot-a-bitch)

  2. unclefather:

    wasted

    (via oknope)

    hotboyproblems:

    wrote-miss-ibis:

    cellarspider:

    lyricalred:

    whiskyrunner:

    Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

    look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

    And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

    And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

    So metal

    i want 50

    (Source: jenkristofu, via shouldnt)

    alltrolllipsarenaturallyblack:

    theletterwsarseflap:

    awkwardbirds:

    rinlockhart:

    ridiculously-dilettantish:

    strange-is-a-compliment:

    I always wanted these to happen in real life

    Where is “Several bad puns later”?

    we need more!

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    don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

    casually going to like this for future reference

    REFERENCES

    (via wowza-wowzers)

  3. catbountry:

    ambitiousbard:

    relenawarcraft:

    goooseling:

    puppy farts - Imgur

    I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.

    holy shit

    The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just

    Ends.

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  4. slayslayslay


    awkwardimbecile:

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    (via wowza-wowzers)

  5. batbanananom:

    diklonius:

    attack-onmy-social-life:

    diklonius:

    diklonius:

    so my mom walked in on me cosplaying right as i took this picture 

    omfg what is my face

    why in the everloving fuck is this still getting notes

    you look like someone just killed your best friend

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    Well you’re not wrong

    Who gave you the right. 

    (via youre-5-foot-a-bitch)

  6. lunarch-sounds:

    envy was envious…

    I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

    (Source: anythingbuttherain, via vladthegermancat)

  7. Colour My Inbox

    theendlessin-between:

    Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
    Red
     - I love you.
    Pink
     - I think you’re cute.
    Blue
     - You’re amazing.
    Rose - You’re pretty
    Purple
     - You’re hot.
    Plum - I would fuck you.
    Violet - I would date you.
    Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
    Lavender
     - You are my tumblr crush.
    Orange - I want to get to know you.
    Tangerine
     - We have a lot in common.
    Amber
     - I wish you would notice me.
    Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

    (via vladthegermancat)

    (Source: anothercellphoneblog, via oknope)

    iraffiruse:

    How puppies help when you’re sick.

    (via shouldnt)


  8. clockworkotter:

    fantasiawandering:

    bunjywunjy:

    themagicofwaltdisney:

    Short Hair- Mulan Soundtrack

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    finally

    FINALLY

    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? DO YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I WAS THAT YOU WEREN’T ON THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK????

    reblogging because I’M GONNA LISTEN ALL DAY AND YOU ARE TOO GET PUMPED

    (via vladthegermancat)

    (Source: timmytunrer, via ruinedchildhood)

  9. boys-and-suicide:

    Because they might just take you up on that.

    (via shouldnt)

  10. riversong01:

    fulbrite:

    HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

    1. OWN A TABLET PEN

    2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

    3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

    never have I laughed so hard

    (via prpldragon)



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